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Miscellaneous Fitness
Tell us about yourself:
Current fitness level:
Basic
Premium
Expanded
Unfathomed
Diet:
Decline to answer
Vegetarian
Vegan
Low-fat
Skim
Food pyramid as displayed on cereal boxes in the 90s
Osmosis
Ketosis
Mitosis
Remission
Astrological sign:
Capricorn
Other
Expected cause of death:
Old Age
Older Age
Doing something "kickin' rad"
Some hitherto unknown disease
Not waving, but drowning
Forgot to turn the oven off
Frozen to death in the back of a 7-Eleven™ freezer
Eldritch Age
Equipment available:
None
Full Gym
Full Jim
Quarter Jim
Susceptibility to microtransactions:
Neutral
Vulnerable
Gambling addict
Need some wearing down
Overconfident
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